I posit here the theory that one can instantly surmise GENRE of GIFT by listening for
RHYMES with the word PAIN itself
Let's give it a try
By all means, submit new genre concepts to sallytrout1@hotmail.com
And we're off!!
Some might say very off, in fact...
Now the first one is easy, we get more esoteric from there
Pain + Rain = Country Music
Pain + Grain = Anthem, I would guess
Pain + Main = Probably a sea shanty, no?
Pain + Slain = A Ballad, I think we can also add Dane, and
Bane (esp. Wolf's) and probably Feign
Pain + Gain, Lain or Jane = Rock and Roll, for sure
Pain + In Vain or Moon in Wane = Bluegrass
Pain + Cane = Calypso
Pain + Train = Anything American <g>
Pain + Zane = New Riders? (now I'm just being silly)
Pain + Glain = Soprano with hideously effected accent singing
of Ruth and Boaz in the future fields of David??
Pain + Crane = Sitcom? Raffi in a bad mood?
and my TWO FAVORITES
Pain + Stain = PUNK
PAIN + NO PAIN = REGGAE (thank you Priscilla!)