We all know the old saying "The wages of sin is Death" Methinks this is a very limited view of the wages of sin.... So I hereby tastefully and humbly submit MY own list of the Wages of Sin Myself and others have found the True Wages of Sin are proven to be, in no particular order: 1) Hang overs 2) red-lined envelopes in the mail with subtle reminders "If this letter and your check have crossed in the mail, we apologize" 3) intimate and personal contact with the IRS 4) Unplanned children 5) Knowing school principals by first name 6) Traffic tickets 7) Parking tickets 8) Visits with lawyers 9)  Poison Oak, Ivy , Sumac and anything else linked to "indiscretions in the forest primeval" 10) Sunburn 11) Broken High Heels 12) Huge mounds of recycling 13) Burnt-off eyelashes 14) Dirty Dishes 15) Hours in the confessional/prelate concussions in confessional 16) Char-person's Knee and Carpal Tunnel from too many rosaries 17) Unsightly laundry stains 18) Rug Burn 19) Insufficient Fund Notices and other very thin letters from the Bank 20) Huge Phone Bills 21) Bumps and Bruises of unknown provenance 22) Infections of the disgusting sort 23) Long waits at the prescription counter 24) Cavities 25) Obesity 26) Lost wallets 27) keys locked in cars 28) telephone calls from complete unknowns who think one is named Fifi 29) Addictions 30) Pink Slips 31) Pink Eye 32) 12 step meetings of all manner of ilk 33) Eviction 34) Twisted Ankles 35) Dented Vehicles 36) insect bites 37) Mysterious Mechanical Failures 38) Lost bras 39) Found undies 40) Blisters 41) Insomnia 42) large ice cream and pizza bill; Chinese delivery man asks one out 43) Mismatched socks 44) trips to the Unemployment or Welfare Office 45) Social workers who say "too bad your name don't start with the letter H" 46) Very high insurance payments 47) Cashing one's paycheck 48) Dry cleaning bills 49) thumb tack holes in walls 50) Track Marks 51)  Deviated Septum Respectfully submitted, this day of our Lord Sally Trout